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As fans eagerly await the release of dates for this Summer’s Dead & Co Tour, there’s several rumours that are true. The first is that Dean Sottile is a total Nobody. This guy is nothing but an asshole. I’ve never seen a more obnoxious Deadhead in my life. He’s probably not even a “real” Head. Fuck him!

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I’m tired of his blog and all his bullshit. He doesn’t know a damn thing about anything.
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I wonder where they’re gonna play for the 4th of July? Maybe Chicago again? Maybe somewhere else? Maybe not even a show on the 4th… I don’t know shit…
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One thing I know, that rumoured list that circulated is total bullshit.

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I don’t think there’s gonna be 30 Shows on this Tour. That’s too many for the elderly folks in the band.
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I wonder what time they’re gonna blast out the news… I hope it’s soon…

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The suspense is killing me… I wonder if it’s all a big joke…

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I hope they play out West…

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Should be any time now… Unless it’s not…

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Love you Long Time and Forever!

See ya…

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Later….

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58 thoughts on “On Your Mark… Get Set… Dead & CO!!!”

  2. David Reed

    “Elderly folks in the band”? Geez – what about the elderly folks in the crowd? Three FTW in Chicago almost killed me!

    1. Gratefully Medicated

      Ain’t that the truth.

      Dean…you’re giving us all blue balls (unless you are female…then…well then, hell, I don’t know what it would be compared to for a female).

      We love you long time

  5. Blackdog314

    Hey nobody. Next time you don’t know anything about something don’t be so right about it. Makes talking shit about you more difficult. Have some consideration dammit.

  6. Liz Tree

    You are hilarious! I am traveling all day.. Yea, for cell phones do I can “stay in touch!”
    I hope you know I only go here for info, this is my “Official” site. Nobody’s Unite!

    1. Gratefully Medicated

      Hampton Colesium
      Camden Yard
      Alpine Valley
      Fenway Park
      First Niagra Pavillion
      Folsom Field
      Shoreline Amphitheater

  14. Brent!

    My observations:

    1. Hampton
    2. Camden Yards
    3. ?
    4. Fenway
    5. First Niagara, Pburgh
    6. Folsom Field
    7. Shoreline
    8. A cactus.

  16. Blackdog314

    If I’m reading it right alpine for July fourth. Of course this guy is a nobody so what does he know anyway.

  17. Gratefully Medicated

    Dean’s doing it correctly.

    Blog Basics 101… just don’t dump the info without building it up first. By not just dumping dates, he is bulding a significant buzz in all corners on the internet. You can visit https://reddit/r/gratefuldead and see exactly how well his approach is working. I know ever since Fare Thee Well, WE, as a community are having tons o’ fun with his hints and teases and overall approach.

    Also, don’t forget…he isn’t a rogue blogger, I’m sure he has to wait for a go from his connect(s) to post these date.

    I bet the metrics of his blog year-over-year would easily prove how well he is doing. He literally has the entire Grateful Dead community waiting with baited breath right now.

    And I’m not sure where you hail from…but in my part (NJ), his blog mixes satire, humor and insider info uniquely and extremely well!

    1. Jake Fleischman

      Dean, is that true? Did you have to wait for the “go” from your connections? Is it fair to ask that question?

    2. Timbo

      No doubt,…..my extensive training on the Philzone has yielded a similar style. They only take issue with you when you state opinion as fact, or worse as something you know. “Gone are the days” when any good rumors were appreciated simply for being offered.

  21. Jpop

    SPAC announced their country “Mega” ticket this morning. So I dont think that post was related to Dead and Co. but I have heard reliable SPAC rumors as well.

  22. Rahraw

    But it’s not John Mayer’s broke down Palace after hearing him play that for about a month that’s all I could say, never thought I would be a mayors kid

  23. Timbo

    really glad Red Rocks is off th table, fantastic venu but the 10,000 capacity and the no vending nazi attitude cause a huge issue for those without tickets. Folsom could be very fun and is used to huge tailgating around the foot ball games. Not to mention the quality of cannabis and availability produced steps from the venu…… Very curios which dessert venu were gonna get.

    Hey Dean “You Suck” so good it hurts!

  24. tor_haxson

    Dean,

    Picture yourself as a reader of this blog. Now after reading this blog, what do you think the content amounts to besides “I know something and you don’t”

    Plenty of people know what shows are happening, they have the good taste to either tell us nothing, or tell us everything.

    —
    Tor

      1. tor_haxson

        There have been some good posts here for sure. This one however is taking advantage of my need to plan my summer without actually helping me to plan my summer.

  25. shaun

    What is Deed and Co? Errr ummm hee haw jayco buying day. Anyways since you are no one, did you know a few impotant items

    1. In wolof, the primary language of Senegal, Kenn means no one. Thus I wil call you Kenny.

    2. Noone is a candidate for office here. Its pronounced noon, but its the running joke here that we should all vote for nobody. As such would you be willing to run for President if I and the Don bank rollit? He said if we beat up your supporters he’ll pay the bill. if they sue us.
    3. The jambase or whatever thing says something like 7/20-31 at Long Island. That is really a scary turn of events. Do we all know that is somewhat close to the old Nastaar Coliseum, site of the grueling nasty scary 4/30 Vietnam anniversary space, thenastiest space in the history of NASA? Be afraid, be very afraid. Listen to it again if you doubt us. We are space experts. The 4/30/84 SBD could be better, but that’s what we have. 4/30/81 is kyller also.

    Anyways, please let someone in authority know that Jason and I are too scared to go to Long Island. We don’t wanna get caught up in a 4/30 Jam. It would likely make me start drinking again , and I don’t wanna run straight into a tree, unless its in Mendocino and its a tree about 8 feet tall of my choosing.
    see u then.

    Is Phenway a show ar a Grateful Dead night? It’s Dead night and day here, so we ain’t going to a dead nite, we wanted 1 more Monday night on 8/1/16. We are fair weather fans, and don’t like the smug Patriots at all. When Tom Brady said he liked Trump, we already knew he was an asshole. remember the 1 set show at Foxboro, that was all about him.

    last question for a nobody, any word on a GDTS thing or is we doing Ticket Master again or amex or whatever they do. Why not GDTS. The Chicago mishap was one time, and that was NOT their fault. damnit. My mom cant ruin tour now with her vacation plan, but she stiil l won’t come to Phenway with me. yet. My dads ashes are in a box at her house, literally .I’ll bring him maybe. He can hang with Owsley. Last idea, make fenway free unless your from NY, then you can’t come, ID required. Is that a great idea or what? We think so. People with sandwiches from NJ are allowed, I suppose. We will never forget 11/7. Never. What would jerry say? He’d say show me your bone, get on the road again.

    Eerrrr ummm, we are going on tour in 2016. Yes they told me at AA there maybe a god, now we have confirmation, and his name is Bob.

  26. Jake Fleischman

    Dean, what time will they be announcing the tour today? Love you long time, you suck, always love your posts.

      1. Jake Fleischman

        I suppose if I were to ask you if this is what you had in mind, you wouldn’t give me a straight answer?

  30. Timbo

    Hey Now Dean, I’m hearing we have to sit on our hands until the 9th for dead co. dates you hearing the same? ……did hear good Intel we get Boulder July 2-3 then New Mexico the 4th

    1. Timbo

      I also heard it was to be today,….but now hear the 9th is info drop day, stay tuned – same bat time same bat station! Let’s hope we get more than a trickle of dates.

  32. NoahD of the Clam Kingdom

    I reject the theory that our Dean is a nobody or not a ‘real’ Head. Obnoxious and asshole I can’t comment on though. Those might be true! We love you Dean! BTW – the comments are almost as much fun to read as the blog!

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