THIS INFORMATION IS NO LONGER VALID Due TO THE PRANKSTERS PULLING OUT OF THE EVENT AND QUESTIONABLE BUSINESS PRACTICES BEING INVESTIGATED BY ALL PARTIES INVOLVED. YOU CAN READ IT FOR LAUGHS BUT THAT’S ABOUT ALL… I will DEFINITELY not be there or participate in any way.
The long awaited announcement and details of the Official 50th Anniversary Acoustic Acids Tests were released today in a shocking format that was nearly impossible to understand without large amounts of LSD in your system. The essay that explained ticket options and available packages left rocket scientists saying, “What the fuck does that shit mean?” It was easier to chart a course to Narnia than determine where and what the hell is going on.
The early bird deals on tickets have been labeled the,”Trust Us” Package and seem eerily similar to being offered a cocktail from Bill Cosby. You don’t know what the fuck you’re getting but you can bet your sweet ass you’re getting something! There’s secret locations where events will be held and young actresses are concerned that they could very well end up at a Brownstone in Manhattan with the “Pudding Papa” himself. Rest assured, you’re safe with this crew!
Since every event in Chicago has sold out in seconds, The rush to purchase tickets for Prankster Land broke PayPal. PayPal Executives scrambled feverishly to get their system back on line for the Acid Test but for some reason paused for over an hour to admire the architecture of the human hand. They were amazed at how magnificently their fingers were created. Conversations quickly went from fixing PayPal to wondering What the fuck it’s really all about, man…
If I were you, I’d get on board early as this event is destined to sell out. Everybody that is somebody or once was somebody is coming to play. I wouldn’t be surprised if the same guys playing at Soldier Field play a late night set. We’re talking about the Merry Pranksters brothers and sisters. These folks may smell like a poorly maintained barn in Oregon but they have major clout in the Psychedelic Music World and there’s an unconfirmed report that at least one of them have recently showered. When your name is Kesey, anybody that ever benefitted from the multitude of gifts LSD had to offer is willing to show up to lend a hand! If there’s an event you don’t wanna miss while you’re in Chicago, THIS is the one. I might even see ya there… I won’t sleep there, I’ll be camping at a damn hotel but I bet I’ll show up for the music and fun! Wouldn’t be surprised if the Warlocks play there…
Gratefully Deadicated,
Dean Sottile (pronounced So Tilly)
Never trust a prankster!!